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20 June 2006 @ 01:39 pm
* kicks the community back to life *

There. Now me and Jun got that sorted, here's something guaranteed to make your eyes and brain melt. It's the edited version, and believe me, the old one was worse. If anyone is interested, I saved txt transscripts of the old unedited version and can up them in a link so you can stab your eyes out.

Title: The Cousin, formerly known as The Last Kiba.
Culprit: p3n-stroke.
Victim(s): Everyone!.
Rating: T.
Badfic Rating: Infinity/10.
Notes: The music I'm listening to is so, so ironic for this post.
Link: Click here.

To give you some idea of how bad I think this is, I equate it on the same level as the one that turned Daitokuji into a prostitute named Dewdrop. Yes, it's that bad.

Ps. I was thinking of getting the GX Badfic Razzies underway. The trophy would be shaped like Pharaoh, of course. Should I make a community? I don't mind if someone else wants to, though, since I'm lazy as heck.
Current Music: Tragedy - Bee Gees
21 May 2006 @ 08:18 pm
Well, we're studying Romantic poets (that's the style, not the genre) in English. We were given an assignment over the weekend. The assignment was to write an ode like the ones we studied in class. Since it was free topic, and my English teacher has at least a passing knowledge of fanfiction and more than a passing sense of humor, I decided to write an ode to bad fanfiction! Here it is:

Ode to Bad Fanfiction

Authors who don't do their research,
Where would we be without you?
Who would we mock; where would we find
The grammar that makes people's stomachs lurch,
And the annoyingly perfect Mary Sue?
Without bad fanfics, we'd be in a bind!

Trolls, snarking, Godawful Fan Fiction,
None would be here if badfics were gone.
So even though "R&R plz" gets old,
And sugar-high OOC depiction
Sucks internets, no one could last long
Without badfic authors who be so bold.
21 May 2006 @ 03:41 pm
Since many GX badfics (and YGO ones) have bad dueling, I created a forum on my account to act as a dueling reference library. Due to this reason, I believe posting a link here is acceptable. If not, please close this thread. Anyway, the link is here:

Duel Academia

I've created a few topics so far and am looking for staff who know the game to help me out. Anyone interested?
12 May 2006 @ 05:07 pm
It's a quick survey, but I bet everyone's experienced it :P

How many people in this community have give out CC, only to have it be ignored, or for them to be called killjoys, etc?

* raises her hand *

This girl was BAAAADDDDD, too.
02 May 2006 @ 09:53 pm
Remember the person who wrote "The New Found Loves"? Apparently, she realized she couldn't write, because her fic was deleted and she had to repost it. SO, she decided to copy someone else's story and smuttify/Sueify it. Namely, my story. The one about Ryo. The one that's rated PG for a couple of underwear jokes and has no romance.

I have no real proof that it was this author, but it's suspicious that both her Sue and the one in the copied story are named "Catreece!"

*joins Qu-Ko in angsting corner*
22 April 2006 @ 03:42 pm
Title: Maiden in Love, Part 2
Culprit: Riana Kaiba
Victim(s): Jaden/Juudai, Blair/Rei (main two), Shou/Syrus, Dark Magician Girl, Atticus/Fubuki, Chazz/Manjoume, Alexis/Asuka, and Mokuba Kaiba (whose there for a Deus Ex Machina in the first chapter)
Rating: flimsy M/R cover for a NC-17
Badfic Rating: 8/10
Notes: Two years have passed since Blair's episode. She returns...Mary Sueified. She volunteered for some experiments during those two years to make her 17 and a Canon Sue. She then boinks Jaden while Chazz and Alexis duel where if Chazz wins, its two paragraphs of sex (while Atticus spies on them) yay! >>; As for Syrus and and DMG, something about the current chapter screams 'they be doing it next chapter, yay!'

And now Blair's pregnant. GASPETH.

Link of doom (warning, lemons ahoy!)


Current Mood: blankblank
20 April 2006 @ 01:34 pm
... I have bad news. Here's a Sue, there's a Sue, everywhere there's a Sue.

Title: The Princeton Sister Another crappy Mary-Sue. Run, Daitokuji! Run for your life!
Culprit: Pacwoman (again).
Victim(s): Daitokuji and the Manjoume Group.
Rating: T
Badfic Rating: 8/10 - another Sue, a Manjoume/Princeton sister and just... no.
Notes: That's three Daitokuji Sues to her name now. Plus a stand-alone Jagger Sue. I forgot what his Japanese name was. 

Click here
15 April 2006 @ 06:41 pm
Yet another stereotypical suefic for your enjoyment (or not...)

Title: The Prodigy of Duelists
Culprit: Loco Silver Maiden from the C...(Yep, it runs out of space!)
Victims: Hard to tell as of yet, but Judai seems to be a fair candidate.
Badfic Rating: 8/10
Notes: Misspelling of names? Check.
Block paragraphs o'doom? Check.
Dumb Sue name (Exina Aurora in this case)? Check.
Multi-colored Sue hair? Checkity-check.
And most importantly, crappy duel scene? Chex Mix!


03 April 2006 @ 11:47 am
As Lacey reported before me, I report another bad Daitokuji fanfiction. It seems that with the dub's screening of his death, Sues are rising from the woodwork.

Title: Don't Blame Me, It Was My Evil Counterpart!
Culprit: PacWoman
Victim(s): Daitokuji
Rating: T
Badfic Rating: 8-9/10
Notes: Yet again, someone brings Daitokuji back from the dead without thinking of the consequences and seems to treat it like a hippy road trip. I'm all for him coming back IF there is a reasonable explaination and the development of it is good, but this fic... I leave it to you all to judge.

The author I have also reported in the past for another Daitokuji x Sue fic.


I end with this gem of a line:

“I hope you can forgive me, Jaden.” Professor Lyman Banner choked out as he handed Jaden his book. Then Lyman crumbled to dust along with his mummified corpse. Jaden, Syrus, and Chumley all conversed amongst each other while Lyman’s cat, Pharaoh, ate his sole.
01 April 2006 @ 08:38 pm
Title: A New Way of Life?
Culprit: Godell
Victims: Banner and "Ferroh" so far
Rating: T
Badfic Rating: 8/10


So Banner gets brought back to life by a sooper speshul Mary Sue, and rather than going back to teaching, he'll be living with the Sue. Why must this be? Why must his sacrifice be cheapened so? Why must the damn cat's name be spelled wrong?
Current Mood: crankycranky